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Retail Demotivational Poster


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am, #255054
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm, #255036
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am, #239947
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239434
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm, #239431
Gud 'un, MP!!


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


Attention Shoppers -




customers -


TAGS: worker retail customer service
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm, #247000
This poster would be great if it weren't for the f'ucking customers.
Silverheart - June 25, 2013, 3:17 pm, #246983
He's not even supposed to be here today! 5Ls for the Clerks pic
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:16 pm, #246982

Anyone who has ever worked retail knows this is the absolute truth~~~5LLLLL


Dear California Bailiffs -


TAGS: courtroom bailiff california retail managers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:17 pm, #254896
Thank you, some family lived back east for a few years. I even got the accent down.
Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:26 pm, #254888
Hell...you get 5L for the correct spelling of "y'all." Impressive work, for a Yankee! Oh, and the rest of the poster was spiffy, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 2:29 pm, #254877
Maybe . . . ;-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:47 pm, #254875
Let me guess crotchety...you work at a pharmacy with a surplus of little blue wonder pills?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:17 pm, #254873
Thank you, Greybeard :-)
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 7:12 am, #254870
Ha Ha Ha. 5 life sentences and favorited...


Holiday Retail Madness -




SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am, #250730
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #250706

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm, #170829
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm, #170828
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm, #170815
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


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