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Retail Demotivational Poster

ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!

TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


TAGS: special retail managers haughty stuck up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2015, 3:57 pm
It most certainly is, my friend.
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:19 am
sounds like experience, cynic...bitter experience

Attention Shoppers -

To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L

customers -

TAGS: worker retail customer service
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
This poster would be great if it weren't for the f'ucking customers.
Silverheart - June 25, 2013, 3:17 pm
He's not even supposed to be here today! 5Ls for the Clerks pic
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:16 pm

Anyone who has ever worked retail knows this is the absolute truth~~~5LLLLL

Dear California Bailiffs -

TAGS: courtroom bailiff california retail managers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:17 pm
Thank you, some family lived back east for a few years. I even got the accent down.
Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:26 pm
Hell...you get 5L for the correct spelling of "y'all." Impressive work, for a Yankee! Oh, and the rest of the poster was spiffy, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 2:29 pm
Maybe . . . ;-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:47 pm
Let me guess crotchety...you work at a pharmacy with a surplus of little blue wonder pills?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:17 pm
Thank you, Greybeard :-)
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 7:12 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 life sentences and favorited...

Holiday Retail Madness -


corporate managers -

TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.